The Clark Family Experience

Frank Costanza says it best when he screams, "Serenity now!" in the middle of a stressful situation. I'm going to start doing ...

I fell asleep while lying down by Karli tonight. I don't know what conditions manifested in my subconscious to produce such a weird com...

Someday soon! If you are TMI-phobic, then read no more. I weaned Rex over the past month and can safely say that my upper body has finally s...

Obviously, my kids say some pretty funny things. Lately the girls have employed some very entertaining phrases (not quite as entertaining as...

I know what you're thinking...and no, it isn't the case. This is not my statement. It is Amber's. That's right...adorable, s...

I am a huge nerd when it comes to radio contests (among other things, obviously); I'll listen to a radio station all day long for weeks ...

My friend Liz made this into a tag on her blog; if you're interested, try it...it's pretty fun! Go to Google Images and type in your...

Just when I thought our nights of having random leftovers from the fridge and freezer for dinner because Adam was at a night class were ove...

...and they want their chandelier back. By all means, they are welcome to have it. Leslie recently found a killer deal on two new chandelier...

January 2, 2009 will go down in the Clark Annals of History as the best day of Utah football thus far. The Utah Utes beat Alabama in the Sug...

Lest you think Adam and I suddenly plunged into the twilight years of our lives or have suddenly become undeniably dorky, I mean bowl-game-w...

It's not just a line from "Bruce Almighty"...it really happened a few days ago. Rex is fully mobile now, so he has made his wa...

I had so much fun getting ready for Christmas this year because Amber and Karli were actually excited about Santa Claus, and they seem to un...

We definitely had a very, merry Christmas this year. It was busy, but very fun to be with family. Leslie bought some cute costumes for the k...

I'm thrilled and flattered: I now have an international blog reader (that I know of, I mean...he he he). My sister Allison is in Copenha...

Karli has recently discovered that she can smell things and it's very entertaining to wath her squint her eyes, wrinkle up her nose, t...

If you read my post a few weeks ago about the crazy word verifications I keep finding when I leave comments on my friends' blogs, here...

Since they are truly a horrifying sight to behold, I've refrained from posting a picture of my poor, scaly, and utterly-cracked hands. I...

Read the previous post and you'll know why I needed twelve tiaras today. What you won't find out is how the original, "real...

Amber and Karli participated in their first cheer competition today and they did a great job! I coach their team, the Flash All Stars Tiny T...