The Clark Family Experience

I grew up in Idaho, land of rodeo queens and white trash deluxe, where the gals' hair was always jacked up higher than the most ostentat...

I'm going to take credit for naming "The Awkward Shopping Run-In Phenomenon" even though I know everyone has this happen to th...

Today has been a day where everything that could go wrong has, with the wonderful exception of our excursion to Chuck E. Cheese's to mee...

I am finally joining this century and have abandoned my old digital scrapbooking software. My wonderful, tech savvy husband bought me Photo...

Well, it happened. I should be glad that it took this long to occur, but I'm not. I'm talking about the ultra-fits that everyone els...

I can't believe I'm even saying this, for so many reasons, but tonight I got an adrenaline high from cleaning the house. I guess it...

Amber has discovered the process of testing her boundaries, and it's testing my and Adam's boundaries as well (I'm actually prou...

Since I'm always looking for excitement and adventure, I applied for "The Greatest Job in the World". In case you haven't ...

Amber and Karli have only seen "Snow White" one time; I watched it with them and was horrified by the morbid theme. Hence, the gir...

Rex learned his first word and it's adorable! Yesterday we were getting ready for another cheer competition. The girls, Rex, and I were ...

Here's the ulitmate word verification: I'm sure you recall my post about implants a few days ago. Kacey left a comment and guess wha...

Hip hip hooray! Adam and I were released from scouts today, which means I'm only one more den meeting away from a major relief of stress...

Tonight while enjoying another early bedtime for everyone in the house but me ( yay !), I was working on the computer and listening to some ...

I was lucky enough (or I guess some could consider me unfortunate, depending on the perspective) to have the video camera handy when the gir...

I'm talking about OPI's Koala Bear-y nail polish. It's fantastic! I was feeling a little blah due to the toxic valley air (thank...

I don't know how this happened, but maybe some heavenly host knew I needed some good news after the crazy compeition day. Both of my tea...

Frank Costanza says it best when he screams, "Serenity now!" in the middle of a stressful situation. I'm going to start doing ...

I fell asleep while lying down by Karli tonight. I don't know what conditions manifested in my subconscious to produce such a weird com...

Someday soon! If you are TMI-phobic, then read no more. I weaned Rex over the past month and can safely say that my upper body has finally s...

Obviously, my kids say some pretty funny things. Lately the girls have employed some very entertaining phrases (not quite as entertaining as...